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Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice)

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If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

Plus bars are loud as fuck so you don’t need to concentrate on a plot detail with sports, thus you can follow blindly. TV shows aren’t the same.

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Get a new look at guest stars Hayley Atwell (Agent Carter) and Lucy Lawless (Agent Isabelle Hartley), along with Patton Oswalt (Agent Koenig), Brian Patrick Wade as the villainous Crusher Creel!

With just days until the season premiere of "Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." on Tuesday, September 23 at its new time, 9:00 p.m. ET, we’ll have plenty more on the series’ return in the coming days.

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